What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?Ģ1. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?Ģ0. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?ġ8. Why are there gates around cemeteries?ġ5. How did the dead brother and his dead brother resemble each other?ġ4. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?ġ3. What do you call an alligator detective?ġ2. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?ġ1. One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.ġ0. What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.ĩ.
What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer? Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?ħ.
